iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(via pizza)

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via hellolexa)

crimsonthehedgehog:

*My long hair grows out into a longer, disheveled mullet, with scene looking highlights* *My eyeliner grows even thicker as I feel a fiery power erupting from my vocal chords* AAAAAA…..AAAAAAAAAAAAA……I’M BECOMING……. *Starts gurgling and let’s loose a mighty roar whose sonic waves level the entire city of Station Square* SCREAMO CRIMSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vapor-man:

okay if you say so

pack it up delete this site

cradily:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via 1nd2rd3st)

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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(via ruinedchildhood)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via dark-driger)

yuyushikiii:

sick ass space burn

(via vapor-man)

fukkkres:

when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like

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i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like

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fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

(via ruinedchildhood)