sixmilliondeadinternets:

"Oh, Fish, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?" 
"How long was that?"

sixmilliondeadinternets:

"Oh, Fish, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?"

"How long was that?"

(via dongstomper69)

recentgooglesearches:

best memes to shoot your load to

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DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

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glowcloud:

free him

glowcloud:

free him

(via ruinedchildhood)

crimsonthehedgehog:

adcouncil:

ICYMI, only you can prevent wildfires!

Piece of shit bear *Smacks you with your own shovel* FUCK you

crimsonthehedgehog:

adcouncil:

ICYMI, only you can prevent wildfires!

Piece of shit bear *Smacks you with your own shovel* FUCK you

(via dongstomper69)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

(via grawly)

official-costanza:

Why would you do this to your child. Imagine the life he’s gone through

official-costanza:

Why would you do this to your child. Imagine the life he’s gone through

gr-state-of-mind:

"She had an ass like an onion, made me wanna cry." -Hank Hill

gr-state-of-mind:

"She had an ass like an onion, made me wanna cry." -Hank Hill

(via official-costanza)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

(via ruinedchildhood)

boy-on-the-moon-blog:

There was this guy at the amusement park dressed as sonic.

boy-on-the-moon-blog:

There was this guy at the amusement park dressed as sonic.

(via awkwardsonicphotos)